Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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