At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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