i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
