STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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