Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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