Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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