my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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