The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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