question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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