You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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