Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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