i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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