I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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