what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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