Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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