yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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