well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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