He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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