How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
the gays at disneyland are vicious
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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