I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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