The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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