You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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