I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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