Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
