i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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