Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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