From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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