brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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