Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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