Porn is love you can see.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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