Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
