Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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