You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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