Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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