I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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