apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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