people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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