You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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