yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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