physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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