OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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