I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
A+ Viking dick
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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