wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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