Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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