hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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