You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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