don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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