Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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