Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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