I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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