i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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