new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
worst night to have a conscience
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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